Yo, MODS< who loves ya? YumYum loves ya! Well, we all know what time of year it is and that's "back to school" time so may we be the first to welcome each and every one of you's freshman, sophomores, juniors, and seniors to the "College of Molly!" We will commence with an introductory course in MOD Sociology 101 to introduce a brief history into MOD, learn a few new terms together (DOO, DOOF, DOFO, etc.) and provide a unique, historical perspective on the Evolution of MOD. Here's how class works: We will post a lesson and those responding to their homework in the "comments" section will be graded and accorded "DINGS" (BY CANDLES, OF COURSE!) according to your level of comprehension, misapprehension, and complete dissociation. Befuddlement is both allowed and encouraged. First, may I introduce you to the current faculty, which we hope will grow as more MODS contribute their erudite knowledge to the curriculum, and then herewith we shall post a brief outline of material we shall be covering.
If we feel like it.
I am YumYum.
Next here is Taj Mahal. As you can see, he has learned to do that owl head-turning maneuver known as:
QUESTION #1. What is the name of this when an owl does it?
Question #2. Why is this necessary for owls to do?
Question #3. Do you think owls are cuter than guinea pigs when they do it? (only one right answer, the rest will receive fresh, homemade Italian gelato which will arrive melted.)
Raj Mahal (our handsome calico) is an esteemed faculty member known for his neatly pedicured toenails and beautiful "tailfeathers" (not pictured) and will be grading your answers, consulting with Candles for "DINGS" and mailing aforementioned gelatos to losers!
We also have on faculty two "field corrrespondents" to cover the Fledge,
also known as "embedded guinea pigs."
SeaPig will be covering
Fledge activities at sea for us. We hope INCH will join our SeaFledge faculty, and all "ahoy, seafaring
MOD-Mateys!" are sincerely invited! Especially the kayak strippers. (don't ask, we lurked)
Sea Pig and Sea MODS will provide photographs and commentary of the fledge once the owlets are convinced they are, in truth, albatrosses.
We have run out of room but do you think that will stop us? HA! Read on: SCHOOL IS NOW IN SESSION!