Tuesday, October 5, 2010
ERIC & FRIENDS IN WATCHFUL VIGIL FOR ASHLEY
As much as he annoys me by calling me "Hamster," - and make no mistake, he does, we have to give a Shout Out to Eric Blehm and his many new friends, furry and sterling, for the faithful AshleyVigil held during her "NO FEAR" ADVENTURE...Eric gathered up all his new buddies, and I held Court Inside of his Owl Box (for Nation Rodentia: NO FEAR, if they can't see us, they can't EAT us!) and, together, we stood in Solidarity with bated breath in HOPE for our Pantalooney'd Paratrooper's swift, safe return.
VOILA! Now our baby girl is back, Carrie is OVERJOYED, and WE DANCIN' IN THE OWL BOX!
(Eric's Box, 'cause them puppets ain't gonna eat us!)
ERIC SO HAPPY HE ROLLING UP HIS SLEEVES and coming out with a new line of AWESOME
stuff for MODS to celebrate and honor both our Owlets, Molly & McGee!
HOWEVER! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! ************
Guinea Pig (that's RIGHT, BLEHM,GUINEA PIG! Intel) reports that rumors are flying like wild across the Social Stream and Chat rooms that when the cams go dark, Eric's site will too!? Lies, I tell ya's, all lies!
Surfer dude is comin' out with so much NEW, AWESOME stuff at The Picnic we might even take a moment from our food-snatchery to check out his new line of guinea pig booties, beanies with propellers, and guinea pig tails especially for our "Rat" Halloween costumes! Last year we went as opossums with tread marks across ourselves, but nobody thought our RoadKILL! outfits were amusing and we got lumps of coal instead of candy. Bummer. It's hard being a guinea pig on Halloween.
That why we invite you all to stop worrying and start Celebrating because the Blehmster just gettin' dis partay
EVEN BETTER: if you still any have doubts or fears, problems in your marriage, your children are annoying you, your co-workers think you are crazy for being a MOD, or you don't know how to ask out that hot, new chick in your class, we are thrilled to announce our new "Just Ask Eric & YumYum" ADVICE COLUMN!
All questions will be personally (and confidentially) answered right here on the MOD Blog!
Please, dear friends, Lay your burdens down at firstname.lastname@example.org.
(It's a real email address!)
Ask us anything. Specifically: Everything. In detail. Yeah, lots of detail...
Having both survived the Darkness following The Fledge of First Clutch, our practice will cater specifically
to those suffering from MISAD (MOLLY ISOLATION SEPARATION ANXIETY DISORDER.)
Because, let's face it MODS< OUR DAYS INSIDE THE OWL BOX ARE NUMBERED but we,
Eric & YumYum, are committed to you for life. (NOTE TO SELF: Hmmm, kinda like "committed for life."
Has a nice ring to it.)
Who loves ya, Baby?
YumYum loves ya!
AND LET'S HEAR IT FOR OUR LITTLE OWLETS! ASHLEY AND CARRIE, WE LOVE YOU!
P.S. YO! we saw you call him "eye candy" last night during that hormonal "who's HOT and who's NOT"
GirlFest on the Social Stream: TAKEN. But, alas, so is Hugh Laurie, and most of the candidates, so
CougarMODS, take a cold shower!
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