Yo, MODS! Check out CAR's Blog for laughs,
hysteria, madness, and all the Owl news that's
fit to print PLUS all the Owl news never meant
to BE printed! Oh, sure, we do our best here,
but don't limit yourselves, MODS, get out there
and educate y'selves by reading, that's right:
READ! Before long gonna be no time for nuttin'
but watching Molly lay her eggs and then watching
Molly sit on her eggs and then watching Molly's eggs
hatch and then we gonna have dirty dishes, dirty
laundry, shoes with dog poo we didn't wipe off,
birds nesting in our hair, OH, c'mon you KNOW
we are not exaggerating because WE KNOW WHAT
YOU DID LAST SUMMER CUZ WE WUZ DOIN' IT
TOO, DUH! So, read while you can...before it's too late!