Thursday, November 11, 2010

ERIC BLEHM WILL HAVE HIS NEW WEBSITE UP: SO HAPPY I CAN FLY!

Dear MODS,

GUESS WHAT? After 40 days and 40 nights on Mt. Whatever in the High Sierras, the Dude FINALLY discovered his "inner guinea pig"
and on MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15th, WILL DEBUT HIS NEW "Molly the Owl Books" website, only it will  feature stuff you MODS can all buy for ME, like fresh, organic hay (hand picked by the Blehmster hisself!) and soft cuddle-cups for apres-ski lounging, and, oooh! owl-shaped chew toys, and -

"Hamster?"

"NOT A HAMSTER, Blehm,  how many times we gotta go over this --??"

"HAMSTER!"

"WHAT? EXACTLY, WHAT?"

"Molly the Owl Books" is for MODS, not guinea pigs."

"excuse  you?"

"MODS, Not guinea pigs...thought we talked about that..."

"You mean THOSE BLOODY HORKIN' OWLS AGAIN!?  NOT ME? AFTER ALL THAT BONDING ON HIGH, YOU still TALKING 'BOUT THOSE OWLS? Seriously, Dude?"

"Not just about owls, it's for our MODS, man,  I love my MODS and the site will offer unique
Molly the Owl keepsakes, gifts, books, jewelry, puppets, T-shirts, mugs, key-chain ornaments, and
lots, lots more! Even an exciting new book series about the owlets after they fledge,  entitled ---"

"ERIC, YOU VEX ME!"

"This is a good thing: the MODS all miss Molly and and we all  miss each other,
this is my way of helping us all stay together, you know? Friends For Life! This site is what's known as
(pause for angelic trumpets blowing from On High, exact  GPS location unknown, just UP There
SOMEWHERE!)


"MOLLY THE OWL BOOKS" IS A GOOD THING, HAMSTER! ALL GOOD, ALL THE TIME!"

"Eric?"

"Ya, dude? You'll LOVE the site, it's going to be INCREDIBLE! There will be way more than owls, even
 little animals, like you! We're going to have - "

"Eric?"

"Ya?

"You see my Magic Flying Snowboard that I was so happy riding a few minutes ago?"

"Yeah, kinda strange color, but pretty cool that it flies, in fact --"

"INCOMING! INCOMING highly-vexed guinea pig riding MAGIC  FLYING FLOURESCENT GREEN SNOWBOARD AIMED DIRECTLY FOR --- "
?!@#$%**!! (oooooooH! NOT PRETTY....ewwwwwooooH!)
Hamster not good aviator.

Fortunately, New York Times bestselling author Eric Blehm was wearing his Happy Mountain Hat with its Magical Blue Protective-Shield thingy and YumYum landed safely in his waiting arms and they all lived happily ever after.

or DID THEY?...stay tuned! And don't be surprised if  BlehmsterDude joins us Friday for Molly Movie Night since he has generously donated special surprise Molly goodies from his Magical Owl Box
to reward winners of our Molly Movie Trivia Contests!
{Only guinea pigs may apply.}

SEE YA'S THERE!

!@??###*?! (ewwwwww!)
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  2. How you do that, Lori, while I still writing this? How you do that? And thank you, I gonna get him GOOD THIS TIME! i love you: please FIX HIM!

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