Hey y'all, I'm YumYum, and I'm a NINJA! Ok, here's the deal. I have the unenviable task of being 1Skatr's "handler" and it is getting harder and harder to do my job due to MOD, so here's a guinea pig's definition of MOD:
MOD= When "MOM, STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD!" ( to feed us, love us, play with us, let us get on your lap, we wanna bite you - oops, rewind - we wanna love you) actually is translated - in MOD language - as: "JibberJabberWackyHockeyFavre" which MODS interpret as "stay on as long as you like and ignore us, we're only your family, after all! Who needs love? Who needs food? Watch the owl! What are we, chopped liver or something?"
We herd-mates of the Guinea Pig Nation are now Publicly soliciting other
four-legged definitions of what MOD means to YOUR very own MOD (ALL POINTS BULLETIN OUT TO CUJO!): and, more importantly, are you getting results?
We are fortunate to have a soprano in our midst who can scream "Wheek!"
in high C...ear-splitting! What are the rest of you 4-legged MOD handlers
doing when "STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD" gets no respect?
Sincerely and thank you for unknowingly linking me to your Blog,
hee-hee: "I'M A NINJA - HAY!"
1Skatr's officially Designated by State of Washington "Handler"