Thursday, August 26, 2010

About Last Night: UStream Improvements on Comedy Central win Ratings!

Dear MODS, remember this page? Once known as the Social Stream? Watch it and Weep, for it gone NOW!
Taj gives a "One Tushie" review of the new format! But Raj and me, YumYum, we loves it!
Why we loves it? Because mom 'bout fell out of bed laughing all night long, that's why! Sure, we all worried, "When Molly coming back to feed them little pantalooney Velociraptors?!"  Of course we were nervous as seconds turned into minutes, minutes into hours...So what made us Laugh? A little something like this:

"I've been gone, what happened?"
"Where's Molly? Why can't I log in?"
"Is Carrie going to eat Ashley?"
"My fb won't let me log in, I HATE THIS!"
"Is Molly ever coming back? What if she never comes back?"
"I had to start a TWEET account just to get in here now and I can't even open facebook anymore!"
"I have to go back to TWEET now every day and delete every single post, one by one, I HATE THIS?"
"Why do you have to go back and delete your TWEET posts?"
"BECAUSE...uh...I have to..."
"No you don't."
"I don't?"
"Let's make it "Donna Appreciation Day: everybody change avatars NOW!"
"What's an avatar?"
"Hey, MY avatar is only posting on the right! How do I get it on the left like the rest of you?"
"We see it on the left, you only see it on the right so YOU can see it?"
"Testing...can you see me?
"Testing...can you see me? Am I here? Am I on? Do you see me?"
"Why is that owl lying down? What's wrong with it?"
"It's just sleeping, it's fine, normal."
"I've been gone: OMG, why only two owlets? AND WHERE'S MOLLY? Testing, can you see me?"
"Carmy, we want YOUR Donna avatar!"
"It was made especially for me..."
"O.K. I'll tell you how to change your avatar..."
"HOW do I change my avatar? I hate this! And why is it still posting on the right?"
"Let's ALL do 'upside down' avatars next!"
"I can't get in through fb anymore, what do I do?"
"Where's Molly? Are the babies going to eat each other? Why is that one lying down? Does Carlos know?"
"McGee is turning into a deadbeat dad."
"No, he's not!"
"I can't log in, my fb crashed, now it says I can't log in. What happened?"
"Oh, look at those little pantaloons! Ashley is actually walking! Using her wings for balance!"
Group: "Awwwwwww...."
"Why is Molly gone so long? What if something happened to her?"
"She's fine, she can go because they ate a mouse."
"When? What mouse? DID I MISS IT?"
"My avatar won't change, I HATE THIS. Why is this happening?"
"Has anyone even seen McGee?"
"The stream keeps freezing on me!"
Skatr's Papa: "Would somebody FIX this d**m thing?"

Skatr finally falls out of bed, crying from laughing so hard. Her recovery is slow, this gave her a boost!
We give new, improved (by purple goaty, who now works for UStream) FOUR PAWS UP FOR MAKING MOM LAUGH and fall out of bed watching her favorite MODS doing their best "Who's
on First?" routine all together as one improv comedy! Who could've written such a KILLER script?
YumYum, Raj and Taj Mahal are OUT!
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  1. glad to be of service LMAO now get your skates to bed and rest so we can do it again!!! Stupis SS

  2. Gonna get you, Wyo, gonna make you spew Hork all over your computer again, gonna get you good!
    YumYum OUT!

  3. I was there for all of this, but this time, it's so funny, my eyes are watering! Yum Yum you are so clever and lucky to live with a clever funny lady like skater.

  4. too late...LMAO besides you ALREADY made me pee my pants this morning when I opened my email...SOMEONE forgot to put SPEW ALERT in the subject line!

  5. Very funny to read all the comments!

  6. what's happened to Ustream ?
    Freezes up as soon as I log in, you know the
    spinning beach ball. I have to go to another browser
    to force quit app. What's going on. I've watched Molly
    and owlets for weeks with no problem
    Any ideas?

  7. we find it helpful to never have any ideas.