Thursday, August 26, 2010
About Last Night: UStream Improvements on Comedy Central win Ratings!
"I've been gone, what happened?"
"Where's Molly? Why can't I log in?"
"Is Carrie going to eat Ashley?"
"My fb won't let me log in, I HATE THIS!"
"Is Molly ever coming back? What if she never comes back?"
"I had to start a TWEET account just to get in here now and I can't even open facebook anymore!"
"I have to go back to TWEET now every day and delete every single post, one by one, I HATE THIS?"
"Why do you have to go back and delete your TWEET posts?"
"BECAUSE...uh...I have to..."
"No you don't."
"Let's make it "Donna Appreciation Day: everybody change avatars NOW!"
"What's an avatar?"
"Hey, MY avatar is only posting on the right! How do I get it on the left like the rest of you?"
"We see it on the left, you only see it on the right so YOU can see it?"
"Testing...can you see me?
"Testing...can you see me? Am I here? Am I on? Do you see me?"
"YES! WE ALL SEE YOU!"
"Why is that owl lying down? What's wrong with it?"
"It's just sleeping, it's fine, normal."
"I've been gone: OMG, why only two owlets? AND WHERE'S MOLLY? Testing, can you see me?"
"Carmy, we want YOUR Donna avatar!"
"It was made especially for me..."
"We WANTS IT!"
"O.K. I'll tell you how to change your avatar..."
"HOW do I change my avatar? I hate this! And why is it still posting on the right?"
"Let's ALL do 'upside down' avatars next!"
"I can't get in through fb anymore, what do I do?"
"Where's Molly? Are the babies going to eat each other? Why is that one lying down? Does Carlos know?"
"McGee is turning into a deadbeat dad."
"No, he's not!"
"I can't log in, my fb crashed, now it says I can't log in. What happened?"
"Oh, look at those little pantaloons! Ashley is actually walking! Using her wings for balance!"
"Why is Molly gone so long? What if something happened to her?"
"She's fine, she can go because they ate a mouse."
"When? What mouse? DID I MISS IT?"
"My avatar won't change, I HATE THIS. Why is this happening?"
"Has anyone even seen McGee?"
"The stream keeps freezing on me!"
Skatr's Papa: "Would somebody FIX this d**m thing?"
Skatr finally falls out of bed, crying from laughing so hard. Her recovery is slow, this gave her a boost!
We give new, improved (by purple goaty, who now works for UStream) FOUR PAWS UP FOR MAKING MOM LAUGH and fall out of bed watching her favorite MODS doing their best "Who's
on First?" routine all together as one improv comedy! Who could've written such a KILLER script?
YumYum, Raj and Taj Mahal are OUT!