VIRTUAL PREMIERE RED CARPET EVENT!

PRESS THIS UP HERE ^^^^FOR UP-CLOSE-AND-PERSONAL VIEW!

HOLY HORK, WESLEY! OUR MOD-MEN IS HOTTER THAN A SLICE A'PIZZA ON THE DASHBOARD IN SUMMER! THE PAPARAZZI CAUGHT THEM SHAKIN' IT GOOD AT THE VIRTUAL PREMIERE  OF AUSTIN'S NEW "MOLLY AND McGEE" PREMIERE OOOH...
SIZZLIN' BABY!

WE GOT  HOTTIES IN OUR MIDST: AUSTIN, MORE PREMIERES!

(ALTHOUGH...ERIC'S HAIR LOOKS VAGUELY REMINISCENT OF THE WAY HE LOOKED IN THE RAIN AT THE LAST MOD PICNIC, BUT YOU DIDN'T SEE IT HERE!)

So, MOD wimmin, watch and weep as "our men" stalk that red carpet shakin' they's moneymakers
cuz we thinks Austin gettin' lots of pre-orders for his newest, awesomest DVD and all funds pay for
his college! NOTE TO AUSTIN: INCLUDE THE MOD-MEN IN YOUR NEXT DVD TO ENSURE
IT SELLS OUT BEFORE THE PREMIERE EVEN ENDS!

{PHOTOS COURTESY OF THE IMPECCABLE CARLOS ROYAL OR AUSTIN AND HIS BAND OF INTERNET GENIUSES}