Richard Engel and Anderson Cooper Reporting LIVE from Owlceanside Owl Box!

 

"This is Richard Engel reporting LIVE from
the Owlceanside Owl box where Anderson
Cooper has been discovered giving Mel and
his Barn Owl mates lessons on how to keep
their Ladies bare-taloned and pregnant!
We think the mystery of the spike in
Southern California's Barn Owl population
has been solved...BLOODY HORK!"

(I'm so outta here and back to Libya's
Revolution...this Cooper guy needs rodent
control: calling all NBC staffers NOW!)