Dr. Gregory House has been called in to diagnose a new patient who was caught spreading "TauntzFingers" at the picnic! Apparently it WAS contagious, as many MODS caught the disease and, although they
(including Dr. Eric) ARRIVED at the picnic with fingers, they left wearing - uh-oh: TAUNTZSSS!
MODS, what name we should give this new contagion?
Please leave diagnostic information in the comments section to be forwarded to House STAT! "Bunny Fingers" just does not sound right to us guinea pigs...why not HamsterFingers or HorkHands or...?
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Who loves ya, Baby?
YumYum loves YA!
Horks&Hisses&BunnyFingerKisses...oh my!
(Photo of Dr. Eric courtesy of Candles, although we may have forgotten to ask...yes, quite certain we did forget to ask...Candles, if you see this post, please stop looking at it immediately. Thank you.)
Sounds like a serious case of highly contagious Tauntzackidynia (pronounced Tauntz-ack-i-dinia). It is definitely something you wouldn't want to have for too long! It could become painful if left untreated. It is characterized by a fuzzy covering on the skin. If left too long, this fuzziness could result in constriction of the finger and even gangrene setting in! Quick, bring in an owl for the only known cure (i.e. to gobble that Tauntzackidynia right off those fingers!).
ReplyDeleteRespectfully submitted by Doctor DommyDomsMom, Chief of Dermatological Surgery at The D. Lightful Dommytological Clinic