Friday, October 8, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Two Heads and Two Legs Make One Horkin'Stork!
Thank you, Kilkenny Cat, for this beautiful glimpse into our owlets performing their favorite Yoga "Tree Pose" using gag-shag instead of a fancy yoga mat! When you have one another to lean on, all things are possible...Yowlginis Carrie and Ashley in
"Vrksanana" (and they even know how to pronounce That!)
Ask Dr. Eric and YumYum (aka Huckster & Hamster!)
"Dear Eric and YumYum,
On Halloween I really want to dress up as Glowz the Spider but I have agoraphobia. What should I do?"
Please Help!
Lurker from Kalamazoo
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Yum and Eric look at one another quizzically.
Huh? You want this one, Hamster?
Sure, Doctor Lazy, I'll hit it.
YumYum:
Dear Lurker,
We are confused. Agoraphobia is an unnatural fear of open or public places.
Eric: Whereas, Arachnophobia is the scientific name for the fear of spiders...
YumYum: So, we first need to know whether or not you are afraid of going out on Holloween -
Eric: Or, if you are afraid of dressing up like Glowz for Holloween, which I completely understand
and even have a cure for!
At Molly the Owl Books we have a beautiful, sterling silver charm of Glowz that wards off ALL
phobias, empowering you to both dress up as Glows AND go out on Halloween and -
YumYum: Blehm! You shameless Huckster! Using a MOD's mental health issues to hawk your
wares on our Advice Column! How dare you?
Eric: As I was saying before the Hamster so rudely interrupted me, this charm is now going for the
low price of -
OWIE! HAMSTER, YOU JUST BIT MY EAR!
YumYum: You're not even a real doctor, Blehm!
Eric: No, but we are all together today signing your Molly the Owl books for delivery -
OW! HAMSTER, WHAT YOUR PROBLEM?
YumYum: We are here to give advice, not profit from other people's anxieties, Dude,
GET ON THE PROGRAM!
Eric: Fine. Dress up like "Shrek" and you'll be fine.
YumYum: "Donkey" would be a better choice, actually...
Eric: Speaking of Donkeys, we will be producing hand crafted, sterling silver donkey charms...
YumYum: Zip it UP, Blehm! And, by the way, how do you get off calling yourself a real doctor?
Eric: I am SO a real doctor!
YumYum: Then let me give you some first aid: I have some band-aids to cover your pie-hole, hold still!
Eric: MMMmmmmph! Schmer-link-Shliver-sharms...frrr..Onmly...$$$...
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email us at
askericandyumyum@gmail.com And, remember, MODS: We Know Everything!
Who Loves Ya Baby?
Yum-Yum loves ya!
"Amd! Eef U ordrrr nw, ...Omly...Mud Speshul, omly $$$$!"
YumYum: Say good night, Eric. (YumYum rips off band-aids.)
Eric: "Good Night, Eric."
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Just Ask Eric and YumYum!
Eric Blehm and I are now OPEN for business, here to support our transition from two clutches o'fun through winter
until Spring when we do it all over again: Together, MODS for Life!
We are ready to take your emails, and if my partner-in-crime insists upon calling me a hamster then this guinea pig
insists on visualizing him as a cavy! FINE! Me and Eric now open for business at askericandyumyum@gmail.com.
And, of course, all questions and answers published here remain confidential.
Unless Eric blurts them all out at the upcoming MOD picnic...
Who loves ya, baby?
Eric&YumYum !
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
ERIC & FRIENDS IN WATCHFUL VIGIL FOR ASHLEY
As much as he annoys me by calling me "Hamster," - and make no mistake, he does, we have to give a Shout Out to Eric Blehm and his many new friends, furry and sterling, for the faithful AshleyVigil held during her "NO FEAR" ADVENTURE...Eric gathered up all his new buddies, and I held Court Inside of his Owl Box (for Nation Rodentia: NO FEAR, if they can't see us, they can't EAT us!) and, together, we stood in Solidarity with bated breath in HOPE for our Pantalooney'd Paratrooper's swift, safe return.
VOILA! Now our baby girl is back, Carrie is OVERJOYED, and WE DANCIN' IN THE OWL BOX!
(Eric's Box, 'cause them puppets ain't gonna eat us!)
ERIC SO HAPPY HE ROLLING UP HIS SLEEVES and coming out with a new line of AWESOME
stuff for MODS to celebrate and honor both our Owlets, Molly & McGee!
HOWEVER! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! ************
Guinea Pig (that's RIGHT, BLEHM,GUINEA PIG! Intel) reports that rumors are flying like wild across the Social Stream and Chat rooms that when the cams go dark, Eric's site will too!? Lies, I tell ya's, all lies!
Surfer dude is comin' out with so much NEW, AWESOME stuff at The Picnic we might even take a moment from our food-snatchery to check out his new line of guinea pig booties, beanies with propellers, and guinea pig tails especially for our "Rat" Halloween costumes! Last year we went as opossums with tread marks across ourselves, but nobody thought our RoadKILL! outfits were amusing and we got lumps of coal instead of candy. Bummer. It's hard being a guinea pig on Halloween.
That why we invite you all to stop worrying and start Celebrating because the Blehmster just gettin' dis partay
STARTED!
EVEN BETTER: if you still any have doubts or fears, problems in your marriage, your children are annoying you, your co-workers think you are crazy for being a MOD, or you don't know how to ask out that hot, new chick in your class, we are thrilled to announce our new "Just Ask Eric & YumYum" ADVICE COLUMN!
All questions will be personally (and confidentially) answered right here on the MOD Blog!
Please, dear friends, Lay your burdens down at askericandyumyum@gmail.com.
(It's a real email address!)
Ask us anything. Specifically: Everything. In detail. Yeah, lots of detail...
Having both survived the Darkness following The Fledge of First Clutch, our practice will cater specifically
to those suffering from MISAD (MOLLY ISOLATION SEPARATION ANXIETY DISORDER.)
Because, let's face it MODS< OUR DAYS INSIDE THE OWL BOX ARE NUMBERED but we,
Eric & YumYum, are committed to you for life. (NOTE TO SELF: Hmmm, kinda like "committed for life."
Has a nice ring to it.)
Who loves ya, Baby?
YumYum loves ya!
Horks&Hisses&GuineaPigKisses
AND LET'S HEAR IT FOR OUR LITTLE OWLETS! ASHLEY AND CARRIE, WE LOVE YOU!
P.S. YO! we saw you call him "eye candy" last night during that hormonal "who's HOT and who's NOT"
GirlFest on the Social Stream: TAKEN. But, alas, so is Hugh Laurie, and most of the candidates, so
CougarMODS, take a cold shower!
Welcome Home Ashley! You were missed!
Here's some good news!
"ChocoMare for RodentiaNet “Owl Rodent News, Owl The Time”– Since Carrie still wasn’t up to coming out, McGee brought her a lovely, big mouse at 12:23. Ashley likely ate out at the House O’Rodentz"
I missed you, sis.
I'm happy you're back. Let's nap.
"ChocoMare for RodentiaNet “Owl Rodent News, Owl The Time”– Since Carrie still wasn’t up to coming out, McGee brought her a lovely, big mouse at 12:23. Ashley likely ate out at the House O’Rodentz"
I missed you, sis.
I'm happy you're back. Let's nap.
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Friday, October 1, 2010
Carrie Needs Coffee
This hilarious video was created by CAR, Editor of The Daily Hork!
Spew Alert: do not watch with food in mouth, it's that funny...
THANK YOU, CAR!
P.S. and for late-breaking news about the owlets' belly-buttons,
go to http://www.dailyhork.com/ because, really, MODS, until
the other night: WHO KNEW?
Fledge Diet Time?
Chat reports that the owlets received four treats last night:
ChocoMare for RodentiaNet… Rodent News On The 5’s– Bad night for rats, good night for owlets! 3 by McGee, 1 by Molly. Ashley briefly out 7 times. Rain forecasted for today in Mollywood
It looks like Ashley and Carrie are facing an empty pantry today.
Have Molly and McGee put the owlets on a fledge diet?
ChocoMare for RodentiaNet… Rodent News On The 5’s– Bad night for rats, good night for owlets! 3 by McGee, 1 by Molly. Ashley briefly out 7 times. Rain forecasted for today in Mollywood
It looks like Ashley and Carrie are facing an empty pantry today.
Have Molly and McGee put the owlets on a fledge diet?
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