WE are fortunate to have lured the one and only CAR into our irreverent, outcast flock of Black Sheep from which there is no return! AND WE GOT A LIVE ONE this time, MODS!
Our ingenious CAR is a GIVER, and has resurrected her one and only "Daily Hork" which we encourage all to read before mercilessly remarking when we see her on UScream that a "SPEW ALERT!" would have saved our 'puter from the ravages of our having sipped or eaten before reading it: from a pint O'Guiness to herb tea, a cafe grande to chocolate mousse: not a one o'dese gonna do much good once they Drench & Dry in the once hidden nooks and crannies of our naive keyboards and virgin 'puter screens...and the chocolate mousse? How we gonna 'splain THAT dried, brown stuff to the Geek Squad? INCONTINENCE?
dare speak your private thought aloud (much less post for the world to see) you Will mutter under your breath: "...and they thought I WAS CRAZY!?!"
Reassuring? No doubt!
P.S. Congratulations on the RESURRECTION (of The Daily Hork) not getting RAPTURED...what a shame
that would have been, such a loss! We give thanks...taking a moment of Silence...heads bowed...giggling.
We can't help what we is: Black Sheep lost in our multi-dimensional world of Confuzzlement, comprehending ALL whilst simultaneously understanding NOTHING!
WELCOME HOME, CAR, YOU IS ONE OF US NOW AND THERE AIN'T NO TURNING BACK! Our sincerest condolences.
In our solemnity, CAR, you do NOT witness -
HAPPY FEET! WOOT-WOOT! FLAP-STOMP-SCREECH! SQUEEEE! HOP-SNAP-CRACKLE &POP! for we do these things invisibly, in the privacy of our own chambers.
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