Raggy Rat - to make the guinea pig all you have to do make a rat sans tail -- or (ahem) excise an existing rat's tail. See? Close enough, right? I mean, if you've seen one rodent, you've seen them all!
Sacto: We think NOT! We are cavies, indigenous to the Sacred Holy Places of the Andes, not rats! (no disrespect to rats intended, of course) Sacto, you have just moved up to my "A" list of "gonna get her! gonna get her GOOD!"
Oh oh Sacto! Don't get in a fight with Yum-Yum. You will come out on the losing end, I guarantee it. Just ask 1skatr about the cavies that bite (even their favorite Mom). Rumor has it that it was an "accident", or so a certain guinea pig says..... Yum-Yum is also pretty wicked with words as you can see too. Now, DommyDom, he'll just drown you in slurpy dog kisses! Not a mean bone in his body!
Since y'owl insist on talking about eating... nah, can't go there. Just this, Yum-Yum... you might want to stay away from those "sacred holy places of the Andes"...
Thank you, Sacto. This might help DommyDom'sMom understand why we sleep with our eyes OPEN! That is very considerate of you not to "go there." Hmmm, and yet...!
Raggy Rat - to make the guinea pig all you have to do make a rat sans tail -- or (ahem) excise an existing rat's tail. See? Close enough, right? I mean, if you've seen one rodent, you've seen them all!
ReplyDeleteSacto: We think NOT! We are cavies, indigenous
ReplyDeleteto the Sacred Holy Places of the Andes, not
rats! (no disrespect to rats intended, of course)
Sacto, you have just moved up to my "A" list of
"gonna get her! gonna get her GOOD!"
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ReplyDeleteYumYum wants to know just what was in there that made the author "remove it" huh? huh? hee-hee!
ReplyDeleteThe author is taking the fifth.
ReplyDeleteI Object! I am taking the fifth and gonna eat it.
ReplyDeleteRodents eat things like ammendments, ya know!
Oh oh Sacto! Don't get in a fight with Yum-Yum. You will come out on the losing end, I guarantee it. Just ask 1skatr about the cavies that bite (even their favorite Mom). Rumor has it that it was an "accident", or so a certain guinea pig says..... Yum-Yum is also pretty wicked with words as you can see too. Now, DommyDom, he'll just drown you in slurpy dog kisses! Not a mean bone in his body!
ReplyDeleteSince y'owl insist on talking about eating... nah, can't go there. Just this, Yum-Yum... you might want to stay away from those "sacred holy places of the Andes"...
ReplyDeleteat dinnertime.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Sacto. This might help DommyDom'sMom
ReplyDeleteunderstand why we sleep with our eyes OPEN!
That is very considerate of you not to "go there."
Hmmm, and yet...!
LOL You are funny. If the raggy rat lady doesn't know how to make a guinea pig, she can just use a hamster as a model, right?
ReplyDeleteNot you, too, Kes, O - not YOU, TOO!!
ReplyDeleteOh, no, you DID-N'T SAY THAT...
and yet, methinks ya DID!