Monday, October 10, 2011
Sunday, September 11, 2011
"I AM NOT A CROOK!" so Why I Gotta Resign?
What a great trip this has been, Blogging here on behalf of the Black Sheep Nation! If ya gotta be a sheep, be a BLACK SHEEP! That's what I always sez!
The time has come for me to resign as your czar, dictator, despot, autocrat, king, totalitarian ruler, imperialist, supreme Emperor of all things MOD, and Best Ever Guinea Pig in the Whole World including Things Within and Things Yet to be discovered in the Known and Unknown Universe! My modest humility prevents my listing the endless accomplishments I have achieved, but the one I must mention is that Eric once called me a guinea pig instead of a hamster. Hence, my work here is done.
Mom and the vet feel the time has come for me to relinquish my autocratic Rule over the MOD Kingdom to focus, instead, on my health. They are full of it! How dare they! I have spondylosee-dosee-do and my spine is fusing from my pretty bottom upwards and - yeah, talk about NERVE?! - THE "C" word has been mentioned and not in polite whispers, either! Cancer: BRING IT! GONNA GET YA, GONNA GET YA GOOD!
I have had so much fun being here I can't believe they're making me quit, like, what?
(What to say, what do the great Presidents say? THINK! THINK! Oh, RIGHT!)
"I am NOT a crook!" Yet I must resign.
"I did NOT have sex with that woman!" Yet I ain't goin' nowhere.
Let's see, let's see...aww, Bloody HORK! I got nothin'!
Guess it really is time to go: There is a silver lining! Guess who is in LURVE?
Mom put me out with Coconut, the only gentlewoman of the Herd and I chased
her and humped her and had so much fun! She flirted and flirted, then she chased
me and the fur on her neck stuck up as we played and when she was done with -
oh, right! (ya, mebbe it is time to go) BONDING, right, that: when she was done
with my gregarious bonding, she lunged at me, the hussy! Now I am in love.
The biggest problem we been havin' lately is my refusal to drink water. This
morning mom woke up to a sound she had never heard, and it worried her.
Turned out that hussy in the adjacent cage living with MacNutPie was telling me
to drink my water! The nerve! She went directly to her own water bottle, started
drinking, then gave me "the eye" so I obeyed and started drinking, too. Mom
could NOT freakin' believe her eyes!
So, between stupis illness and falling in love, I must hereby, forthwith, commencing
now, resign my post as Autocratic Dictator-in-Chief of Candles' Blog until Candles
returns knowing the rest of you will rush like hordes of lemmings to replace me and
install y'selves in what I can only describe as an impending MOD coup d'etat!
Knock y'selves out! Already got Anderson Cooper on the phone to send him, just
don't touch his pretty, pretty face like they did in Cairo, he didn't like that!
Who loves ya, baby?
YumYum loves ya! Now, for the counter insurgency!!!!
(Or Coconut, me sure loves me my "bonding!")
Your Beloved, Cherished, Adored, humble servant,
YumYum
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Ghostly Legs Inspire Caption Contest
After donning the required uniforms, Molly and McGee
(holding talons) uttered the magic words:
Beam us up, Scotty
(PhilJustPhil)
Glowz’s exquisite spider web artwork was an obvious caption contest choice, but leave it to Kestra to add bits and pieces that increased the level of difficulty several-fold! PhilJustPhil’s winning entry alluded to both the ghostly image and the empty boxes, and was an overwhelming favorite with the Movie Night voters. Congratulations, Phil!
This week’s other finalists were:
Can you see me now? (JanKW)
I am the leggs of owlets past.
You need to let the MODS back in immediately
or I will haunt you forever. (Marilyn 173)
"Apparition Display" Do NOT touch the glass!
Vintage Leggs McGee Summer of 2010 (gmarch53)
Congratulations to all the finalists!
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
MODS: Carl's Birthday Movie
Wu-HOOOooooo & a Big Spew Alert to You!
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Movie Night MODs Send the Owl Box Off With Humor
Well Molly, I’ve taken inventory of all the equipment and
I’ve run every test I know of. I still have NO IDEA
why we are off the air! (MsRumsey)
Testing the old adage that laughter is the best medicine, Molly Movie Night MODs offered a their humorous takes on this shot of Molly and McGee on their porch the night before the Owl Box went dark. In a close race, movie goers chose MsRumsey’s interpretation, which had Molly and McGee trying their best to get back on air!, as this week’s winners.
Farewell, Molly and McGee, fly strong and free. We Molly Movie Night MODS hope to have a chance to see you again some day.
And to Carlos, Donna, Eric, John, Austin, Chris, and Barbara, should any of you happen upon our humble little blog… thank you for everything!
A record twenty-five MODs sent in entered this week’s caption contest! This week’s other finalists are:
McGee: This is it, dear. Our last hurrah, the big finale, the curtains goin' down!!"
Molly: Oh, shut up and go get me dinner! (PhilJustPhil)
Please Carlos Not Yet! Babies are coming we promise! (Paula2473)
Okay, at the count of three,
Get ready, Get set,
“POOF”!
(JaniePie)
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Owl Kisses - YouTube
"Don't Go" video!~
Gonna getcha, gonna
getcha good!)
Don't go... - YouTube
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Good Night, Molly & McGee, Dream of Owls...on Our Pillows
Together, Molly & McGee...as if for the very first night - yet with
the warmth and comfort of fire turned to quiet embers...soft affection.
McGee whispers: "I love you, Molly."
Molly whispers, "I love you, too, McGee."
McGee RETURNS!
Love Forever,
Your Adoring MODS.
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Sunday, August 28, 2011
YEAH MODZ!
Carlos announced that he has finished broadcasting Molly & McGee, but as we just experienced with our loving Prayer Circle, MODS REALLY ARE FRIENDS FOR LIFE and his news will in no way diminish our love, laughter, and enjoyment of one another!
Thank you ALL on the East Coast for being kind enough to indulge in and soothe our fears for your safety and that of your loved ones and companion animals...and thank you ALL for the privilege of belonging to the Black Sheep Nation, the GREATEST Civilization on the face of the EARTH!
(Depending who you ask...)
And thank you, SactoFlowerSylvia and Kestra, for your enduring efforts to keep us all united and partying together every Molly Movie Night...through thick and thin, sickness and health, we take you two to remain our Molly Movie Night celebrity producerZ!
And finally, a little song...please enjoy the guinea pigs' delight in the following post!
(SPEW ALERT!)
p.s. FOR those who have no power and are still experiencing remnants
of Irene, you know the drill: keep those posts coming...without power, even,
because we are Black Sheep and NEVAH POWERLESS!
The Guinea pig song - YouTube
Everyone should live their life
The Guinea Pig Way!
Saturday, August 27, 2011
From Space
Hurricane Irene...'nuff said. May tomorrow morning bring good news that all MODs, families, friends, loved ones, and everyone we don't know and will never meet are safe.
Our hearts and prayers with all of you: companion and wild animals, birds, and fish living in that dark, churning sea...
Love,
MOD Black Sheep Nation
Bruce Springsteen Dancing in the dark - YouTube
Hi East CoasterZ!:Please Do Your Doodie
Thank you for keeping us informed that you are safe! We have both a group email and are asking you to post on our Stream and just "check in" to say HI...we are all giving y'Owl a big MOD
(((Group Hug))) with prayers. Just do your doodie and keep us assured that, even if you have lost power, you are at least "Dancing in the Dark!" (yeah, "da BOSS" SO LET'S HEAR IT FOR NEW
JERSEY!)
Love,
MacNutPie
Extraordinary Photo Inspire Extraordinary Captions!
I was having this lovely dream where I was soaring above the trees
with the wind in my feathers, then “Clunk” I woke up with
my face plastered against this wall! Geez!!! Gizmomma
Combine Kestra’s screen shot capture skills with Gizmomma’s story telling skills, and what do you get? This: an incredible screen shot and caption pairing! Congratulations, Giz - well done! Gizmomma’s delightful imaginations are also on display in the Molly Movie Night photo gallery. That's where you'll find her Molly Movie Night limerick contest entry, which paints an owlbox scene even without a screen shot!
Twenty MODs sent in captions this week! The other finalists vying for the prize were:
Oh,Wallz Darling, you're not as cuddly as my honey, but you will just have to do. (Janesgarden)
...and... Upward Facing Owl... and hold... I just love my Owl Yoga! (sitdownstay)
Help Me Polez!!!!!!! I'm Melting!!!!! (PhilJustPhil)
By the way... while you're out on the web, be sure to check out MOD Memedee's blog, the HOWLING HOOLIGAN: Life through the eyes of an Airedale Terrier. It's sure to add a little fun to your day!